clubpenguln:

Rock, paper, scissors, pencil, eraser. I thought we were naming office supplies. Why do I have a rock

(via judasjesus)

catandbear-savetheworld:

anakinplz:

It’s my birthday, I’m 16 now which means I can legally:
1) buy a hamster
2) have sex
The possibilities are endless.

Woah Woah hang on a minute

(via judasjesus)

mathsturbation:

i am the shyest attention whore ever

(via ravenclaw20401)

dimma-dont:

when you accidently read a spoiler

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(via judasjesus)

Art by Cyril Rolando

(Source: cross-connect, via prspect)

periwinkleletters:

tinalikesbutts:

deansoup:

homol0gy:

psychara:

Call it Satanic or call it common sense.

If they do not stop, destroy them

If Satan needs consent u need consent

Today on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

COMMON SENSE.

(Source: lilithluciferous, via judasjesus)

frickbook:

is there like financial aid for concert tickets

(Source: inflexa, via judasjesus)

twmdm89:

Man this cracks me up.

(via judasjesus)

hitterlick:

*likes your sexual post to let u know I’m down*

(via miniatureclocks)

homelessperson:

Bae: Come over
Me: I can’t I’m at church
Bae: No ones home…  

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(via judasjesus)

jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

(via judasjesus)

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

muhfuckanevalovedus:

Say it ain’t so Snoop :/

(Source: puffymind, via judasjesus)

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

(via peterswebmemhi)

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

annabellioncourt:

YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR THAT PUN

(via partyinserenity)