thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

(via ruthieleon)

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The Disney Renaissance

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scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

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(Source: imbluedean, via pazrascon)

me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no
real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via judasjesus)

curvellas:

tumblr made me a much more tolerant and less judgmental person like my cousin be like “omg look at that bitch eyebrows she drew them damn near in her hairline” and i’m like shrug maybe the bitch wanted to have eyebrows in her hairline you don’t know shit about her life.

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the-goddamazon:

asian-mist:

thequeenshive4:

when The Beyhive took Beyoncé’s job👌💕😂 @beyonce

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMG!!!

LMFAO OMG her face she was like “WTF…okay, OKAY y’all got it!”

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maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

maromaro613:

epesi:

Kirbee.

well tumblr’s been fun, thanks to all my followers who have stuck with me through this crazy journey.

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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.

Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via larmoyante)

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