punkcub:

you don’t go homo or bi or trans to hell

the expression is “going straight to hell”

wake up america

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theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

theeverydaygoth:

kingofthebees:

buttman-rises:

soaprahwinfrey:

okay

activate jesus vision

jesus vision

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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unbrokenable:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

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the-yolocaust:

"your password is weak" fuck you

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ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

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tffnyblws:

thesharpestdildos:

what if you were in school and the entire cast of icarlys dead bodies just fell from the ceiling and all you heard was “rANdoOOoOM DANCigNGN”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U EV EN TAL K IN G AB OUT

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zennfashionxx:

lucid-luxury:

im dead

LMFAOOO i couldnt even scroll past this

zennfashionxx:

lucid-luxury:

im dead

LMFAOOO i couldnt even scroll past this

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alwaystrill:

i live!!

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alt-j:

wheelcher2:

alt-j:

how much water is too much water

15 water bottles can cause water intoxication and can lead to death

15 water bottles is too much water

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schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

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bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

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kupky:

how to not see spoilers

  • finish series in nonstop marathon without sleep before returning to tumblr

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lasagnes:

if u think i’m attractive two things

  1. why
  2. never NEVER never see my face irl

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ectolime:

bodtcrack:

if youre not emotionally ready to go back to school everyday clap your hands 

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