gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via dandylies)

gorrgon:

for a person who isn’t exclusively attracted to people of the same gender I sure do say im gay a lot

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tokomon:

therealxtina:

I love scrubbing my tongue bc the deeper I scrub the more I choke which makes me feel like I’m a dirty whore gagging on master’s cock

image

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svveden:

*blogs the pain away*

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brngrmln:

bolto:

straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

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everythingfrank0cean:

he puts his arm around fans… when it’s womens lol

everythingfrank0cean:

he puts his arm around fans… when it’s womens lol

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greetings:

people who use “lol” and “xD” in the same sentence are the kind of people who should never be trusted

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blheed:

You’re Not Here//This Isn’t Okay
(Please do not re-post/steal or change the source, this is my own work. Thank you)

blheed:

You’re Not Here//This Isn’t Okay

(Please do not re-post/steal or change the source, this is my own work. Thank you)

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xuf:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 
I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

love

xuf:

0yster:

So why is one considered ‘inappropriate’ and the other accepted? Stop sexualising my body. 

I wonder this too. Why is it a man’s breast and nipple are okay to show but a woman’s breast and nipple isn’t.

love

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me at my wedding: security get this bitch outta here! she looked at my husband for 5 seconds 2 long!!!! this hoe think she me!!!!

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shatteredfeeling:

👽 pale Blog 👽

shatteredfeeling:

👽 pale Blog 👽

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neoliberalismkills:

"no one can love you until you love yourself"

that is complete bullshit

don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve love from other people because you struggle with loving yourself

(Source: neoliberalismkills, via wookieelovee8)

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

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vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

image

how about now

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